spreading the christmas cheer guys
Time to watch this everyday for the rest of this month.
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
That is not a Heosemys Spinosa,its a Graptemys nigrinoda.
they are in the low risk list, therefore, not endangered.
Punks not as almost dead as we thought.
if you turn off all the lights, stand in front of a mirror, and say “leonard mccoy” three times, he won’t appear because he’s a doctor, damnit, not an urban legend
a karl urban legend
THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO
ID NEVER LEAVE
OK I LOOKED UP GADRIEL’S NAME TO FIND OUT WHAT THE BIBLE SAID AND HOLY SHIT ASDFGHJKL;
NO NOPE NAW
IT WAS ALL A PLAN FROM THE FUCKING BEGINNING. LUCIFER KNEW EVERYTHING THAT WOULD HAPPEN.THATS WHY FUTURE!DEAN BEGGED HIMSELF TO SAY YES, BEGGED HIM TO END IT ALL THERE, BECAUSE THEN THE ANGELS WOULDN’T FALL AND HIS BROTHER WOULDN’T NEED TO SUFFER MORE. THEY ALL KNEW. EVERYONE KNEW. EXCEPT US.
im really mad at how accurate this is
this isnt even close to the same person
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself
Someone changes everything.
bringing this back.
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
My dad is downstairs watching the harry potter series for the 1st time screaming and i go to check on him and he says ” YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DON’T KILL THE EVIL LITTLE BLONDE LESBIAN FROM THE SNAKE HOUSE BUT THEY KILL DOBBY? WHY DOBBY. THIS RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.”
little blonde lesbian from the snake house